Are those numchuks in you pants or are you just happy to see me?

Let me take you back to the day that I meet my china girl
When I laid in her pan and I gave it a whirl
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I’ll never bring the Asian miner but is was gonna Bangkok
Like Christie Yamaguchi, I had to break the ice
Should I talk about mother and her shrimp fried rice
I was as sharp as a Chinese proverb it’s the line that I threw
Just 30 seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny Wood Woo
I took a shot like Janet Lee I move in my sleep
I told her every Sun Yi needs a little Woody
She said for all the tea in China me vagina no free,
But I me ruble wringa wronga daddy Ming Dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew needed a way to legally stay within in the country
She was made in Taiwan, I said I’m okay with that
Just promise me you’ll never try eat my cat

Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I love you
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I know you love me too
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I love you
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I know you love me too

In Japan the hand is used as a knife
In Japan a man’s wife handjob can could cost him his life
But now this Captain Kirk has his own set of rules
I’ll shampoo her Fu Manchu with low hang wang goo
Cause I ride my slant ass slope like a brand new Kawasaki
Oh my Chinki she’s so freaky got me hot like Nagasaki
Burning up like napalm, coursing like an ebon
I think I got that Jungle fever but I caught it in Nam
She’s like an oriental rug, cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get on my knees
I’m a diving kamakazi eating out Chinese
Please I’ll have a Pu Pu Platter and some Tuna Sushi
She’ll be screaming like Godzilla, kicking like Jackie Chan
I’ll get her redder than China, whiter than sea of Japan
Like the Chinese New Year, she’s gonna see fireworks
Now be a good Chiki, and go press Jimmy’s shirts

Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I love you
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I know you love me too
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I love you
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I know you love me too

Sing it to me, Sing it to me
Oh ah oh tuut
Oh ah oh tuut
Oh ah oh tuut
Oh ah oh tuut

One more time

Oh ah oh tuut
Oh ah oh tuut
Oh ah oh tuut
Oh ah oh tuut

Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I love you
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I know you love me too
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I love you
Chicki Chicki Bang Bang I know you love me too

Chicki Ckicki Bang Bang Chiki Bang
Chicki Chicki Bang Brrrreerree Bang (over and over until the song ends)