Take
The Long Way Home
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?
He says live life at Benny Hill
freak out speed
Not a quote of what he wrote but
a paraphrase
Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
Highlights yes but don't underline
‘em
Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria
Steinem
Life is like Marion Barry
It's not all that it's cracked
up to be
Like Fred Sanford when the big
one comes
Find the meaning of life is there
is none
It's twenty-four hours when you
call it a day
Be Frank and say "I Did It My Way"
Don't give a flying nun no don't
give a Gidget
Just have more fun than a well-oiled
midget
If life were picture perfect you
could frame it
But the world is a diaper so let
someone else change it
Life is an aimless drive that ya
take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride, take
the long way home
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
All born equal unless you're Canadian
Then halfway through decay like
Uranium
You define what's death-defying
Get the most out of life or at
the least die trying
Are you Evil Knievel jumping a
train?
Or running with scissors like Frasier
Crane?
Have really good times doing really
bad things
‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til
the fat lady sings
Like Elton John with his candle
in the wind
It's hard to blow out a flame as
big as him
But we've all got to Wang Chung
with the Grim Reaper
Whether you're Einstein whether
you're Beaker
Death is certain so it's definitely
worth flirtin'
Don't expect a bright light no
just curtains
Life is like a penis most people
don't know it
But most people suck so they usually
blow it
Life is an aimless drive that ya
take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride take
the long way home
Life is an aimless drive that ya
take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride take
the long way home
That's enough!
I said that's enough! |