Right
Turn Clyde
Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy but don't
believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star
80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady
wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so
you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip
like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you
might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when
the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than
I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though
I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when
you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're
not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon
not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch
the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of
Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs
‘cause now you're going toupee
All in all you're just another dick
with no balls
All in all you're just another
dick with no balls
Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme
a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end
of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished
high school
Give you a piece of my mind but
I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like
you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's
your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy
Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break
my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter
commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend
I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you
cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the
difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied
wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken
your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone
All in all you're just another dick
with no balls
All in all you're just another
dick with no balls
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
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