Mope
We gonna drop this next bomb for
a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a
gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherfuckin'
Falco and shit.
What? Falco?
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin'
To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip
Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a
Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time
to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel
so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack
again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly
Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich
and ate it
Go through "National Geographic"
and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front
of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I
sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my
mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on
Must've blown a fuse nothing's going
on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls
like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's
eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party
of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we
will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored
like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To
Hollywood
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum
Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my
Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called
Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles
make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill
of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just
some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean
they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a
conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin'
to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the
Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm
a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass
the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille
to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch
Must've blown a fuse nothing's going
on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls
like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's
eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party
of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we
will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored
like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To
Hollywood
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack!
Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!
Must've blown a fuse nothing's going
on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls
like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's
eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party
of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we
will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored
like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To
Hollywood
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni |