Rang
Dang
Set your phasers on kill if ya will
so catch the feeling
Got your head a pumping a back
and forth until it hits the ceiling
Now I'm wheeling dealing stealing
Johnny's apple seeds
Slapped you with a baseball bat
upside the head until it bleeds
Showing no mercy step like Solomon
Grundy
Hit ya with a table leg like I
was Ted Bundy
I bludgeoned you you're bloodied
you think it's kinda of funny
First I'll take your money and
then I'll swipe your honey
Dip slip to the A.M. what is that
you're saying?
You think you start praying it's
not a game you're playing
Pump one pump two listen to the
shotgun blast
I'll blast that sorry ass when
you're all outta gas
I freak like Cerebal Palsy I'll
get inside your drawers
For alarm there is no cause I funk
like Lou Rawls
Basco Roscoe P. Cotrane
I wish I had a membrane so that
I could go insane
Red light green light you know
I always win this game
You can be my gingerbread and I'll
be your candycane
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang
baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang
baby
You might say no but I hope you
mean maybe
No chance in hell but I could tell
you crave me
Frisky from the whiskey and the
thrills you gave me
Taste great but less filling so
thrilling
Come unannounced like automatic
billing
And you can't do nothing as I push
your buttons
When I talk you're gonna listen
like I'm E.F. Hutton
Like Lionel Richie up All Night
Long
Jimmy Pop don't do nobody wrong
Stop flop flip and flop
Panties drop now I'm on top
So wiggle it just a little bit
I won't kiss your ass to get a
piece of it
You said you wanted to do it now
you're coming around to it
I'm the one that sowed the seed
but you're the one that grew it
Take it blow by blow like Reginald
Denny
I do it all the time How many?
Many frauleins I'm coming again
like Jesus
And when I resurrect I'll be damned
if I don't please ya
Our Jimmy Pop that art in hell
hear it
Fill me with your Holy Spirit
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang
baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang
baby
You might say no but I hope you
mean maybe
Einie meanie miney moe
Which of you girls will be my ho'
Cross your fingers grit your teeth
Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes
holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
So watch your back straight to
the attack
I'll spin you around like your
name was Pat Sajak
Tag your ass out and no tag backs
You psycho nymphomaniac
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang
baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang
baby
You might say no but I hope you
mean maybe |