Legend
In My Spare Time
Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit
gaybe
Ain't no big meaty chunks in my
thick brown gravy
Cause I'm a Loch Ness a Loch Ness
a Loch Ness monster
Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my
door, "Could you be a sponsor?"
Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my
finger Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis
better drink your milk
When I'm feeling Oriental I gotta
rub my chin
I'm gonna hold my water in like
I'm Gunga Din
So have a taste of my bass cause
the girlies got smiles
You get on my case like the Rockford
Files
Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause
he's giving it all away
John Boy in the barn with a horse
in the hay
No rhyme no reason no job no class
And we don't go near the ghetto
cause they'd shoot our ass
Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time
If you ain't ever been to the suburbs
Don't you ever come to the suburbs
Cause you wouldn't understand the
suburbs
Cause I'm a huskin' a huskin' a
huskin' your corn
I'm as deep as a plot to a gay
porn
So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I forgot to
hide away the body
I know that she's a hotty but damn
that girl could party
So come to me momma it ain't no
crime
I'm a skilled love doctor growlin',
"What's your sign?"
Did the Flamin' Waffle with Ho
Chi Min
Your girl's a dollar bill 'cause
we don't know where she's been
J.F.K.'s head's a puzzle and your
woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and
now i'm gonna guzzle
You're too what? Shy shy huh what?
Hush hush yea? I knew why
Cause we're playing the Palladium
can't get on Star Search
Daddy Legs standing tall he can
do the Funky Lurch
And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for
Jimmy Jimmy Popular
You know I know you know your not
the tough guy that I thought you were
Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time
Cause I wopbobaloobop
Ha cha cha chatch
Come lick my balls
Vive la my crotch
Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy
your momma thinks I'm crazy
But neither of them know that you
are carrying my baby
And I'm the Amos I'm the Andy I'm
the sticky Aunt Jemammy
I gave you mouth to mouth like
Resuscitation Annie
It takes two of us to do this like
Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
And your throat is swollen gloryholen'
ya blew us
George Burns' pacemaker beats steady
slow and low
That's why we got more hits then
a dealer at a Dead show
Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time |