Kiss
Me Where It Smells Funny
You came twice last year like a
Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes
love like Boss Hogg
Well now you're seeing me but soon
I'll have you seeing God
Cause' girl I'll get you panting
like you're Pavlov's dog
Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to
go down
But baby your black box is the
one that I found
I'll give you the gift that keeps
on given' it won't cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears
and said kiss me where it smells funny
So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
I can tell I'm doing something
right by the way that she blushes
She's the one that's speechless
but I'm the one that's tongue tied
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm
thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with
Al Pacino's nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like
rotten tomatoes
Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and
it doesn't matter if I wanna be
Don't come up for air until you
kiss me where it smells funny
Drop my face below her waist and
stay on third base
I can tell that cherry's ripe by
the way it tastes
Yea I could make a lot of wine
with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating
out down at the Seafood Shanty |