Lift
Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains Out)
Do you still go to raves? Do you
think Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple
Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape
nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your
own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are
you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin' are you
hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box
of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm
X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin
wearin' diapers?
Where you born and raised in New
Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal
Pepsi?
Are you deaf? Well if you are you
can't hear me
But what's the use of living if
your ear's be?
Broken even if I had spoken clearly
You're still not able to hear me
Cause life is a game that no one
wins
But you deserve a headstart the
way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your
life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself
with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building
elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If your feeling down-and-out with
what your life is all about
Lift your head up and blow your
brains out
Lift your head up high and blow
your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the
chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a
thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does
everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's
she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the
Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with
a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when
she squats?
Does she look pregnant although
she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend
on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or
on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at
Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Year's
Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare
kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion
for Braille?
Does he have time to sit around
and wait for the mail?
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the
way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your
life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself
with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building
elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If your feeling down-and-out with
what your life is all about
Lift your head up and blow your
brains out
Lift your head up high and blow
your brains out
So take your life instead of taking
it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it
I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your
last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself
a gas
I hope you take this the
wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse it
Backwards like Judas Priest first
did
Cause life is a game that no one
wins
But you deserve a headstart the
way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your
life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself
with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building
elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If your feeling down-and-out with
what your life is all about
Lift your head up and blow your
brains out
Lift your head up high and blow
your brains out |