Why's
Everybody Always Picking On Me
Why is everybody always pickin'
on me?
The morn' that I was born my old
man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the
doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled
sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife
was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less
hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey
Baba Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's
completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven
until he is done cookin'
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin
has less acne
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since
1983
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause you've got the grooming habits
of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause you're white but got a nose
like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody always pickin' on
me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart
poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but
there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're
ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with
a piece of cheddar cheese
Or wear a fish net shirt by Chams
with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it
always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni
than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but
I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed
like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom
but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't
find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls
as Englebert Humperdinck
And that might be 'cause everybody
calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm
not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds
and you'll still want it enlarged
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until
the late Eighties
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit
down to pee
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause your only school chum was
the lunch lady
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
You took your mom to the prom but
still got lucky
Like that episode where Gilligan
gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's
lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's
brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive
inside of their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan
they should have let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go
berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those
that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's
only got one arm
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin
has less acne
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since
1983
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause you've got the grooming habits
of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause you're white but got a nose
like Bill Cosby
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until
the late Eighties
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit
down to pee
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause your only school chum was
the lunch lady
But why's everybody always pickin'
on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy |