Shut
Up
I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat
me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a corn a
cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously
form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur
gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I'll borg di borg do borg
ya like the Swedish Chef
Cause I'm one of a kind and kind
of hard to find
Kind of like an Injun without his
fire water wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a
time
I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing
up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son does
I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm
waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union
and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily
lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't
ignore me
Cause I'm more tongue and cheek
than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't
like me
Cause' I don't like you cause you're
not like me
Second verse is different than the
first
I'm Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name's not Hoover and I
don't give a damn
And I got a different angle like
a parallelogram
And you'll be all ears like a field
of corn
I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie
as I toot my own horn
Like a No. 2 pencil I always got
a point
You'll want to share it with friends
like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop
y'all
I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right
you're a seagull
As I continue to expand your head
is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth
like moldy Liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'll get in your face
But then I'll brush you off like
Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
Cause I'm letting off steam like
a Chinese Laundromat
But I'm not a roll of Charmin so
don't give me no crap
And I don't give a damn if you don't
like me
Cause' I don't like you cause you're
not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate
a lot of blacks
I hate poopin' in public places
but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists cause
they're all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they
never ever plug me
I hate Regis and I hate Kathie
Lee
I hate every single movie by that
midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think that I
care what they think
I hate people that think that their
ass don't stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate
his music more
I hate killing people cause I hate
to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself
too
I hate to be honest but I'd hate
to be you
And I don't give a damn if you don't
like me
Cause' I don't like you cause you're
not like me |