The
Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope
"A" is for "Apple"
"B" is for "Balloons"
"C" is for "Crayons"
"D" is for "Drum"
Like my scrotum here it is in a
nutshell
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when
my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizing the prize
that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane
philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the
proud the me
I liked me so much I had to buy
the company
Soul for sale sold to Satan for
a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by like a straight
guy working at Starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they
thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin'
recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it
can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half
of the people want me dead
I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes
against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance
and insanity
The one part the Fuehrer the one
part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby
of the Great White Dope
Conclusions you drew proportions
you blew
Lost son of Iggy? False Bigger
nose than Ziggy? True
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my
pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it slick you
thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up
with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should
have bought the Cliff Notes
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me
no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation
one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on written off scoff callin'
me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out
but I do "Enjoy Coke!"
I struck gold but never took it
for granite that's how I planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it
and you'll never understand it
When I die no lie plan on mass
pandemonium
They may display my brain in a
pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part the Fuehrer the one
part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby
of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the
Pope
The inevitable return of the Great
White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the
Pope
The inevitable return of the Great
White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the
Pope
The inevitable return of the Great
White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the
Pope
The inevitable return of the Great
White Dope
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