Jim's Mom: Hello, Franks
Jim: Hello mother dear
Jim's Mom: Hi Jim, what are you doing?
Jim: I'm trying to think of words that ryhme with vagina.
Jim's Mom: (laughs), how about lima, like lima beans?
Jim: How about that teenage witch, Sabrina
Jim's Mom: No, thats a made up word Jim (pause).  Why don't you change the word  vagina to something else.
Jim: LIke box, pussy, or cunt...
Jim's Mom: No, Jim...